http://arstechnica.com/security/news/2009/11/sony-still-subsidizing-us-supercomputer-efforts.ars
The only thing I wonder about… Has anyone told the U.S. Government that the latest $299 model also removed the ability to install Linux? Hn.
http://arstechnica.com/security/news/2009/11/sony-still-subsidizing-us-supercomputer-efforts.ars
The only thing I wonder about… Has anyone told the U.S. Government that the latest $299 model also removed the ability to install Linux? Hn.
Posted in Thoughts | Tags: Government, PS3, Sony
Okay, I’m behind. It’s been a slow news month, what with half of it being Thanksgiving and the slow roll-down to the dead stop in December that November entails. But we’re rolling into December, so best wishes, as we wrap things up for the year.
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A brand extension is what you get when a brand tries to expand itself with products beyond what it’s known for. Want an example? Here.
Okay, that was a bit extreme, and arguably… insane. If the synthetic pheromones and such in a fragrance are supposed to arouse desire in a potential partner, wearing “I make $8.00 an hour on the grill” seems to be pretty low on the causes of coital inspiration… But I digress. (For those of you who disagree, there’s a reason you’re reading this through the mystique of the interwebs and we’re not actually having this conversation in person.)
So what makes a successful brand extension? Don’t ask me, I’m not an advertiser; but if there are any consistent trends in what I’ve seen, it seems that there are some common, glaring threads anyone should be able to pick up on.
Cleverness and novelty alone are not effective qualities: If the greatest strength of your brand extension can be summed up with the phrase “I see what you did there”, you’re doomed. Aside from the previous Burger King fragrance spray, Cheetos made lip balm. Just pause to consider; the cheese powder that clings to your fingers, except oily enough to smear on your lips for an extra taste treat.
If your brand has a stigma attached to it, you will not override that by pairing it with a necessity: If you’ve got a niche, take it for all you can, especially if what you do is only socially acceptable in mixed company only in the “we just don’t talk about it” way. Hooters tried to brand both airline flights and credit cards, two things that are necessities in a lot of everyday lives. I can only speculate to how this could actually work out, but hand in an expense report with a flight on Hooters Air and reimbursement requests for charges to your Hooters card, and get back to me on how it turns out for you.
Just because you can do it and you can connect the dots logically, doesn’t mean it is the correct course of action: Smith & Wesson make bikes and handcuffs. Ostensibly, these are for bike cops. The problem is, what is Smith & Wesson known for? Maybe it’s just me, but if you go out of your way to promote a brand that’s associated purely with firearms, I’m probably going to consider you to be actively promoting the use of your supported brand’s primary product. Police officers promoting guns just seems like it’s built to backfire.
So, what am I getting at? Good question.
Try to make a product that there is a practical need for: What’s one of the most successful extensions of recent years? The Tide to Go stain removal pen. As mentioned on BrandChannel.com, “Why didn’t they think of that before”? It’s a good question; it seems like an obvious tool for anyone who has business lunches or needs to constantly be presentable (i.e., most of the workforce). Of course, it’s not inherently that simple; Tide is very much a practical product, and making it portable is just the next step. (One could even say that the easiest brand extension is to take a product from a fixed location and make it portable.)
Sometimes, a brand just should not be extended: Hard reality to face, especially since these are the kinds of things that keep the marketing industry running… But unless you can make something that can easily connect to your existing brand, that has practical usage without banking on irony or any kind of sense of humor, you may need to stop and try again later.
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Still haven’t recovered from whatever is plaguing me, which is a problem, because I haven’t even been able to set aside the time for this Second Life assignment, and it shouldn’t take more than an hour. But what do I do when I return to the place I live? Sleep. Okay, I’ll pause to put some laundry in some days, take some meds, fix a bottle of water to keep at wherever I’m crashing to make sure my throat doesn’t get sore enough to keep me from sleeping… But otherwise I sleep to try and heal whatever this is. For the most part, it works, except for how it doesn’t.
You see, I have something called sleep apnea. The short explanation for that is, I stop breathing when I sleep. Oh, there’s more to it, but that’s the most important part. The inverse to this is that I unconsciously clamor for breath when I do sleep; this is fine, except due to what the weather has done to the air recently, this rapid intake of cold, moist air promotes further sickness. It’s not as “severe” as what I have had recently, of course, but it’s actually more bothersome because while the other was just annoyance at the constant presence of congestion, this is the constant presence of slight congestion coupled with pain, something I frankly want to be conscious for as little as possible. Coupled with the fact that this can easily last the rest of the year into the beginning of the next… It’s hard to get motivated for a lot of things.
But, the show must go on. Just because I don’t have words in the real world because of all of this, doesn’t mean I have no voice here. Are you familiar with what a brand extension is? If not, you will be soon enough.
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I’m afraid you’re going to find this week’s update to be sorely lacking, as we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties with our author. There was an infection earlier this week that created some driver issues, but fortunately we have managed to get him up and running for the time being by booting him into Safe Mode. Of course, this does mean that he is only capable of the most basic functionality while we tend to the infection at hand.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
The Management
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Let me posit for you a scenario:
Imagine that your will were to suddenly travel backwards in time. Without warning, your consciousness dims out and resurfaces, and you’re standing before a crowd calling out for blood. While you’re initially not certain what’s happening, you soon gain a very contextual understanding of who you are, and what decision is before you.
You are Pontius Pilate, and it’s up to you to decide the fate of one Jesus of Nazareth. And while you have access and understanding of what is happening here, you are not actually Pontius Pilate; you know, even if it’s only through divine fiat, that you will not have to live through Pilate’s existence after this decision, and so the political and social ramifications of however you may decide, at least as far as Pilate’s life is concerned, aren’t your problems to face. No, for all intents and purposes, this moment is happening to you in a vacuum, and you will return to your body once the decision has been made. Whether it’s your existence as you recall it, of course, may well bear on your decision.
Posted in Thoughts | Tags: Brand Positioning, Disney, Epic Mickey, Kingdom Hearts, Marketing, Mickey Mouse, Warren Spector